Principals    
NAME DESCRIPTION   ACTOR
Eli Alwrigth Thirty year old, lean, gaunt, self-centered bastard.   Open
Joel Strange -- very strange.  Ageing.   Open
Tom Belsky Bearded, sadistic, and cheap studio head.   Open
Sid Belsky His brother who is worse. Open
Nadine Ingénue.  Gorgeous.  Can't sing, dance, or act.  Can't even scream.  Has a terrible Brooklyn accent,   Open
Bobby Handsome young actor.  On a par with  Nadine.  Has an awful accent.   Open