Character Description    Actor
     
PROFESSOR SARDU
The rather jolly but evil proprietor of the Cherry Blossom Academy.  Pedantic in appearance but totally asexual.  He is above forty.  
LINEAUS                                                              An evil looking, gray-haired handyman clad in overalls and a plaid shirt. Handyman is a little off base.  Lineaus is completely asexual and lacking gender.  He could be a totally  butch actress.      
SENATOR UPTON  TIGHT All that you would imagine a despised liberal politician to be.  
NEVERLEIGH TIGHT His teenage daughter.  She is the ultimate brat.  She is absolutely adorable and as “hot” as the come.  Sex?  She so wrapped up in weirdness she hasn’t figured it out yet.  
  SUPORTING CAST  
LUCINDA     A teacher at the Pembrooke School for Boys. In the mold of a spinster.    

 

PHILLIPA

                         

 A teacher at the Pembrooke School for Boys. In the mold of a spinster.    
 MISS MORGAN                                      A teacher at the Pembrooke School for BoysIn the mold of a spinster but longer in tooth than the others    
     
  OTHERS  
TRUCKER A male chauvinist pig.  
DEMENTED GOON Instructor at the Cherry Blossom Academy.  
SCHOOLGIRLS The  Cherry Blossom Academy’s     
Schoolboys Students at the Pembrooke School  
Misc. Secret Service Agents, Green Berets, Marines, Navel Officer, and a Chauffeur.